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The cleverest thing on Youtube right now


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This is five minutes of your life that you will thank me for if you watch this.

Ever try to impress someone, fail, and just wish you could have a do over?  This is an award-winning-short-film that is a perfectly scripted encounter of what it's like to try and woo a potential love interest, with a seriously unexpected twist.  Brian Dietzan's delivery is textbook Paul-Rudd-style comedy and Erinn Hayes is just pure perfection, hitting every delivered line right on the button. I don't know how many times I've watched this now, but I laughed every single time.



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Could you watch porn with the pornstar? Watch these reaction videos


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Could you sit next to a porn star, while watching the porn they performed in?  Or would it be too awkward?

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Soul-sucking nostalgia for $$$, The Big Trouble in Little China remake


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Big Trouble in Little China may be one of the most underrated movies of all time.  While the plot and script is ridiculous, it's all delivered so effortlessly by Kim Cattrall and Kurt Russell that you have to love the hell out of the original.  Which is why I'm not sure about a remake...

Kanye couldn't look any happier to be having another baby LOL

"18 years, 18 years... She got TWO of your kids, got you for 18 years..."

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Ah the Kardashians...

Y'know I used to enjoy a touch of high school drama, but thanks to the Kardashians I get to relive all that shit again from the comfort of my pc without even having to worry about being punched in the face.  The expression on Kanye's face in this pic is truly priceless, you can just see the feelings of impending doom on his face like he's living the real life version of this Louis CK skit:

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Wanna make LEGO gummy candy? Here's how!


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I was a mad LEGO fan as a kid, freeform LEGO mind you... I never understood the new LEGO that requires you to follow assembly instructions. Aren't toys meant to push you to be creative?  If I wanted to learn how to construct things by instructions I'd buy IKEA furniture...

Anyway I digress.  Some clever soul figured out how to turn gummy lollies into LEGO blocks, so now when your finished playing with your toys instead of cleaning them up, you can eat them!  A great idea for kids parties.  Enjoy!



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Like Pixar movies? Check out this short


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I love a good Pixar animation.  This short film done by students from a visual arts school looks like it fell straight out from the Pixar studios, it's that good.

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Watch old lady bust happy-moves to a beat boxer


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So it's Thursday, the day that brings both joy and pain because it's almost Friday but it still isn't. It's like that moment where a girl invites you inside for coffee after a date, and after you graciously accept, the only thing she gives you, is coffee.  As that feeling is "yissssss" followed swiftly by "noooooooo", I thought I'd help pull you out of that feeling with this video of an old lady saying "screw agism" and busting out some dance moves to a beat boxer in Bruxelles.

Kanye's BillBoard Awards performance was 50% interpretive mime

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If you watched the 2015 Billboard Music Awards you may have noticed two highlights:
  1. Kardashian spawn Kylie and Kendall Jenner getting booed into the ground as they tried to leech off their in-laws success introduce Kanye.
  2. The constant cut to silence each time a profanity appeared in Kanye's delivery of his performance.

Supergirl looks AWESOME, angry feminists and fanboys need to relax


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The world is unfortunately full of people who thrive on negativity and the internet spewed those people out in force this morning when the Supergirl trailer was released.   Those people can, quite frankly, all form a queue and blow me, and here's why...

The greatest thing on Youtube right now


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I truly admire someone who can tell a moving story and I don't care which format that storytelling is done in.  The Moped Diaries is undoubtedly the best thing on Youtube right now, I challenge you to watch it and not feel something by the end of it.


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