If at first you don't succeed... become a writer! We're used to such dismal failure that it's an accepted industry norm. Sit down, relax, you'll fit right in. Because if you're going to suck at something, you may as well do it with friends.
Oh and here's an article from the New York Times to further enlighten you on the suckage of writers. Enjoy!
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