The DAN-isms.com Daily Recap: Monday

The DAN-isms.com Daily Recap: Monday
All the links to today's articles:

• Da Funnehs: The entire bible explained in one facebook post

• Wierd news: Policing for Jesus, cop tries to convert person he pulls over

• Celeb news: Zac Effron hands free masturbating for James Franco

• Celeb news: Robert Pattinson has a vaginal landing strip on his head

• Celeb news: Robert Downey Jr is awesome in all the ways you think he is

• Celeb news: Bella Thorne would be a less-than-horrible boss

• Celeb news: Katy Perry, pretty in pink
• Celeb news: Nick Jonas is dating Miss Univers, meet Olivia Culpo
• Celeb news: 2014 - Victoria's Secret casting

• Nerdgasms: How would you like a car with optional autopilot?

• Nerdgasms: Snapcash: Snapchat isn't just about boobs anymore

• Nerdgasms: Amazon Echo throws down with Siri