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Woman tries to bite off boyfriend's penis

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I see one of those stories every other week now.  Are there a whole bunch of stories I'm missing with the headline "man tries to bite off woman's breasts?"  If there are I'm sure they aren't presented with the same kind of levity that this story has been blogged about. had this to say about the incident:

50 Shades of Disney dramatic over reaction


WARNING: The NSFW Disney pics being discussed in this article are after the page break.

There are two types of people - those who live on the internet, and those that don't.

That later segment of humanity, who doesn't know that everything you can possibly think of has an "adult" version on the internet, lost their minds recently when a cartoonist over at Deviant Art drew a series of pictures for Cosmopolitan depicting Disney characters in 50 Shades of Grey type animations.

German family does awesome LL COOL J cover


*Throws signs* Shout out to my fellow Euro-block peeps! 

I have to admit, I kind of love YouTuber and fellow German Flula, so when I saw this video in one of the celeb blogs that I follow, I was pretty pleased.  The video is a cover of LL COOL J's "Mama Gonna Knock You Out", made extra special that it is a cover done with his actual mother, as well as dad. 

On a personal note, I was extra impressed by the fact that his dad plays an accordion... which I haven't seen anyone do since my dad (RIP) who also played accordion.

It's clearly a German thing.

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Author John Green apologises re: Papertowns quote

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John Green is the Author of PaperTowns whose novel is currently being turned into a movie.  A quote was famously attributed to his book and made the rounds of the internet and productised in an entire series of ways... with one small problem:

He never wrote the line, it's not even in the book.

The gender-equality hit and miss of modern Romantic Comedy - "Trainwreck"

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Judd Apatow is releasing another movie featuring a lead that is not-exactly-a-glamour-model-but-still-a-pretty-quirky-thirty-something-woman in a movie about - you guessed it - the challenges of love, dating and being a woman in the modern age.

I had a gripe a little while ago that the only time that women get a shot as a lead in movies is either in A) Romantic Comedy or B) Equal-opportunity-isms.  I should add to that particular statement, that I still like many of the dating/romantic comedy movies because I have man-gina I actually really like watching and reading about how relationships develop.

I've only seen the Trailer for Trainwreck (written by and starring Amy Schumer), but it got me thinking about the Romantic Comedy genre and how this movie is a good example of a shift in thinking around how we present women in modern cinema... with the complete failure to do the same for men.

Edible Anus Chocolates...?

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Ever have one of those mornings where the internet just happened to you?  I'm having one of those days apparently and amongst my rounds of celebrity gossip was this - chocolate buttholes...

Please, enjoy your penis-clam

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This was too good not to share as it is the weirdest food I have ever seen.  The above is a pic of the geoduck (Goo-ee-duck), the world's largest burrowing clam, and native of North America.

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The struggle to feel normal and LaChapelle's,"Take me to Church"


I think everyone struggles to feel normal, be it for their own reasons.

My relationship with god and sexuality is not a good one. My dad was bi-sexual, and then he found god "and prayed the gay away".

A great deal of my early years that were meant to be spent in sexual self-discovery were instead spent being flogged (often literally), and emotionally flogging myself, for just your average heterosexual feelings.  If my dad could overcome the "urges put in him by the devil", then I could overcome my sinful nature too through the power of the lord... problem is, I didn't want to.

What I wanted was not to cry because I had looked at a woman with sinful thoughts.
I wanted to hold someone and not feel like I had sullied myself in the eyes of Christ for doing so.
Most of all I wanted someone to want me in the same way...
...and for it to be okay.

I don't know what it's like to be gay and to carry that societal burden.  I do know what it's like to feel that your natural inclination to be a sexual human being is met with disgust and judgement, to be ridiculed for it, to have your nature demonised by the people around you and those that you care about.

I was eventually disfellowshipped for having sex before marriage and shunned by my church.  If you've never experienced the feeling of being shunned, it's ugly.  Your friends no longer speak to you, the people you cared about ignore you, the people you grew up with won't even acknowledge your existence.

... and though they may be unwilling to speak to you, they will speak about you, particularly to your family, which will make your home life a living hell.

As a result, at seventeen I moved out of home. A few of my school friends ended up being the difference between whether I ended up living on the street.  I ended up becoming very ill because I could only afford a few packets of noodles per week, enough to stop me from starving but not exactly a healthy diet.  Not that it mattered, I spent each of my nights vomiting what I'd eaten anyway, covered in sweat, shaking... because I thought I had failed god and that he was going to kill me when he judged mankind for their sins.

I'm fine now, but I can remember how real and ugly it felt. I carry those feelings in a fragile box in my head that I try not to disturb.

Which is why I don't even have the words to express how deeply the video and music above strikes a chord in me.

The video above is a dance interpretation by Russian ballet legend Sergei Polunin, captured by photographer David LaChapelle, of the music Take Me To Church by Hozier.

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Miley Cyrus, porn and the stigmisation of sexuality



Miley Cyrus is well known for upsetting people by being overtly sexual.  Well she upset plenty of people a few days ago when she submitted a short film to the NYC Porn Festival...

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Why does Kim Kardashian look like an Oompaloompa?

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I'm the first person to say it's wrong to judge people by their appearance, so understand this is not commentary about Kim herself, but rather the photography that was done of her.  I keep looking at the pic below and just blinking rapidly in confusion...

It's not just me right?  It looks like they shrunk down her legs into tiny little leggies and skewed the photo in such a way that essentially her whole body is as a miniaturized attachment to her ass, rather than have her ass attached to her body? I mean no normal person has calves that short do they?

NSFW image of Kim for the new LOVE magazine shoot below:

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It's not just me right, this Superbowl logo looks like a short erect penis right?  Balls and all?
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The most epic lip synch battle you will see - Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart, Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore


I think this may be the most epic lip sync battle you will ever see and while people are talking up Will Ferrell's performance of Beyonce, I think that Jimmy Fallon walks out the winner on this one (You'll see why).

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Katy Perry SuperBowl Show featuring Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliot

The Superbowl may be the single best example of America being American that will you ever see.  Here we get watch the "world champions" of football... when the only competitor is - America!  I actually love NFL but that makes be facepalm pretty hard.  My son and I created a game called "I'm your father and I freaking said so..." and to date I am also the "world champion" of this game...

Anyway, Katy Perry kicked ass at the half time show as did Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliot, video above.

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