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This was too good not to share as it is the weirdest food I have ever seen.  The above is a pic of the geoduck (Goo-ee-duck), the world's largest burrowing clam, and native of North America.

Dailyoftheday had this say:

According to Wikipedia, “the geoduck is native to the west coast of North America. The shell of the clam ranges from 15 centimetres (5.9 in) to over 20 centimetres (7.9 in) in length, but the extremely long siphons make the clam itself much longer than this: the “neck” or siphons alone can be 1 metre (3.3 ft) in length.”

The name geoduck comes from the Nisqually Indian gweduc, which means “dig deep,” and əq meaning “genitals” referring to the shape of the clam.

Geoducks are served in restaurants, by cooking them with rice wine vinegar or in hot pots, or by serving it as sushi and are considered a delicacy in some countries.

So the next time you tell someone to "eat a bag of dicks" and you live in North America, congrats, you can now send them an actual bag of edible dicks as seen here:

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