Woman tries to bite off boyfriend's penis

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@ DAN-isms.com

I see one of those stories every other week now.  Are there a whole bunch of stories I'm missing with the headline "man tries to bite off woman's breasts?"  If there are I'm sure they aren't presented with the same kind of levity that this story has been blogged about.

kjrh.com had this to say about the incident:

According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home “about how needy she had become.”  The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.
Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis “biting his (penis) off.”
The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

The man ended up with 5 stitches in his penis but fortunately, the member remains attached.

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