Article Navigation



www.celebbait.com

Why Robin Thicke should never have been sued



Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

Robin Thicke was just sued for like $7 million dollars 'cause his bass line - just the bass line - kind of sounded like someone elses song from ages ago...

Do you have any idea how many songs use exactly the same chords? Do you?

When I teach people to play guitar I tend to ask them what type of music or band they like and then teach them the C, D, E and G chords first - because every genre of music has a list of songs that all use a combination of just these chords, in very similar progressions and timings.

That doesn't make them the same song.

To illustrate this point I've included the amazing video above by Australia's own The Axis of Awesome, check out how many song you know, that not only use exactly the same chords, but exactly the same chord progression...

"We all gonna get sued - heyheyheyhey!"

Please show us the Facebook love!

Even more Ghostbusters: *sings* We ain't afraid of... selling out completely



Oh!-pinions news
@ DAN-isms.com

Remember when I called the new all-female Ghostbusters opportunistic bullshit attempting to make a buck off the back of equal opportunity/rights issues?  Well I was wrong...

'Cause Ghostbusters is trying to make a buck out of anything, anyway it can!

Let's face facts.  Hollywood cares about one thing and one thing alone, hookers and blow and that's making tonnes of money.

If the last 15 years of movie re-making and sequel-ising has taught us anything its that the American film-making industry sold it soul a long time ago and it's perfectly content with that.  I mean when you turn a turd like the conclusion of the Twilight saga into two halves, that's when you can officially rename your movie into "Franchise X:The bid for moar money".  Ghostbusters is just the latest franchise to suffer this ignominy.

Word from Sony is that not only will there be an all-female reboot, there will also be an all-male reboot featuring Channing Tatum... and a TV series, and new merchandise and...

*Insert photo of media execs laughing and doing lines of cocaine through rolled up hundred dollar bills here*

Here's the word from the horses ass mouth himself, Ivan Reitman:

“We want to expand the Ghostbusters universe in ways that will include different films, TV shows, merchandise, all things that are part of modern filmed entertainment. This is a branded entertainment, a scary supernatural premise mixed with comedy. Paul Feig’s film will be the first version of that, shooting in June to come out in July 2016. He’s got four of the funniest women in the world, and there will be other surprises to come. The second film has a wonderful idea that builds on that. Drew will start writing and the hope is to be ready for the Russo Brothers’ next window next summer to shoot, with the movie coming out the following year. It’s just the beginning of what I hope will be a lot of wonderful movies.”

Source

Please show us the Facebook love!

"Pissed off" bees will sting you in the penis


Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

"OMG it's swelling, but not in a good way..." I imagine was said immediately after the screaming stopped. Also, on my top ten list of things I should never do, I am adding "don't pee on a beehive."

A bus traveling through the Vietnamese province of Quang Ngai stopped to let it's male passengers out so they might have a chance to pee (I'm not sure why the ladies weren't also welcome to "cop-a-squat", so I'll scream 'patriarchy!' and just continue).  One of the gentlemen whilst relieving himself saw a beehive and in docile tones probably yelled something like "hey fella's look at me..." before peeing on the beehive-

A Beehive.
Like... full of bee's.
Bee's that suddenly became "pissed off"... *insert drum / cymbal noise here*

I feel like I'm missing an Angry Birds or a Angry-birds-and-the-bees joke in there somewhere but I digress.

Metro,co.uk reports:

My GF fears tentacles - please enjoy these videos


Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

I don't know if my girlfriend was forced to watch hours of hentai as a child, leaving her forever traumatized, but for some reason she has this overwhelming fear of tentacles...

So as she's my editor and checks this blog for errors I thought it might be humorous to include these wonderful videos of Octopi attempting to landshark us all - enjoy!





Please show us the Facebook love!

A guide to Dick pics, by Reece


Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

Dick pics.  This is something that if you were born before the age of the camera phone, you've probably never had to ponder.  Fortunately Reece is here to guide you (and at the moment a great portion of the internet) through the most popular angles for taking pictures of your member, for the purpose of sending said picture, to other people.

On a personal note, please don't send your dick pics to people who didn't ask you to. Penises are horrible looking things; having a *insert skin tone here* cucumber attached to some left over elbow skin that cradles a small pair of plums thrust into your eyeballs without consent is not cool.

That being said, the comment on these sets of pics that made me laugh the hardest was "Reece is good looking girl... if only there was some sort of picture I could send her, letting her know I was interested..."

Reece's guide on dick pic'ing below:

Giant golden clitoris! Because... art?


Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

Thanks to having the world's weirdest parents, when other kids were out kicking a ball I was locked in my bedroom studying copies of women's magazines, trying understand what women want from a man. In brief, my love affair with the clitoris has been long and ongoing... but not so inspiring that I'd want to build art around it.  Brooklyn's finest artist, Sophia Wallace, however totally is (clitorally inspired I mean)...

Watch kids try foreign breakfast foods


Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

This video made me smile and I thought I'd share. These are some video reactions of American kids eating breakfasts from around the world.  You'll note everyone loves a Polish breakfast (shout out to my other half), though I personally would have chosen the breakfast from Finland if given the choice.


Please show us the Facebook love!

This decade's best viral videos. How many have you seen?




Weird news
@ DAN-isms.com

I'm a a net nerd so I know I happen to watch a lot of viral videos but I was amazed at how many of these I've seen, how about you?

Please show us the Facebook love!