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Some of the coolest card tricks on the web

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I"m not sure who Zach Mueller is but his card tricks are pretty sweet.  Mind you I personally believe he also has the face of a serial killer, but that's just the vibe I got while he was doing his act. If in the future you here about some Gambit style murders, you know where to start your investigation.

*cough*

Er, enjoy the tricks.



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It's time to legalise marijuana in Australia #420


...and here's a video of ex-cops smoking up.
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If you were to take a box of money, and then set it on fire, you would need about a billion boxes to simulate just how wasteful the war on drugs has been.

If it wasn’t obvious from the above sentence, I am for legalising marijuana in Australia. Why? I think it's ridiculous to criminalise something that harms exactly nobody.  It also makes economic sense. Legally sold marijuana produces federal income through tax and protects our kids from getting questionable product, whereas police and prisons cost tax-payers money.

You may think I’m a pot-head and therefore giving this pitch from a position of self-interest, but I'm not.  To clarify, I'm a drinker, not a smoker.  I'm not saying I've never inhaled, just never in the amounts that would garner you any respect from actual smokers.  What I really want is to protect my kids from the situation I found myself in one day…

David Hasslehoff's retro 80s video has to be seen to be believed

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Good lord this video clip makes we want to go back in time and sit on my dad's knee while watching action movies that have no plot or sense of any description while remaining so violent that if any kid saw them today, they would be taken away from their parents by child protective services.  Maybe it's the fact that David Hasslehoff is really popular with Germans and I have as much German in me as a bratwurst wearing lederhosen while swimming in a stein glass filled with pilsner - but I love the sh*t out of this video. 

Now excuse me while I find a denim jacket and some open-finger-gloves so I can kick-box imaginary ninja's riding laser equipped dinosaurs.


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These women are asked to draw the "perfect penis", the outcome is surprising


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Regardless of whether you're a size-queen or motion-of-the-ocean kind of girl, everyone has a preferred penis shape and size.  These ladies were asked to draw to scale their preferred perfect penis, and the results are not what you might expect.

I may need a bigger piece of paper...
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Jason Statham, covered in oil, go-go dancing, in a leopard thong


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You know, everyone's got to start somewhere. Jason Statham, best know for his tough-guy movie roles, started out in a music video - this music video.  I warn you, this may be one of the best examples of "what has been seen, cannot be unseen".



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The best 20 impressions of Robin Williams you'll ever see

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When I was a kid one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, was Robin Williams - not a comedian, not funny - but the actual Robin Williams.  When Robin passed I cried, and even typing this makes me well up in side.  He was a hell of a mensch.

Vine star Jamie Costa felt similarly and threw together these quick 20 impressions of Robin's most beloved characters, that were so accurate, I just had to share. Enjoy.



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Using only one word, how would you describe your partner's privates?


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So I've been mad-busy getting ready to work on my next literary exploration into inappropriate humour - "The DickWhisperer".  As a result I've only been maintaining the CELEBbait and Nerdgasms blogs , while letting the rest of my blogs linger... but I saw this video and just had to share.  Enjoy the awkwardness!

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