I"m not sure who Zach Mueller is but his card tricks are pretty sweet. Mind you I personally believe he also has the face of a serial killer, but that's just the vibe I got while he was doing his act. If in the future you here about some Gambit style murders, you know where to start your investigation.
If you were to take a box of money, and then set it on fire, you would need
about a billion boxes to simulate just how wasteful the war on drugs has been.
If it wasn’t obvious from the above sentence, I am for legalising marijuana in Australia. Why? I think it's ridiculous to criminalise something that harms
exactly nobody. It also makes economic sense. Legally sold marijuana produces
federal income through tax and protects our kids from getting questionable product,
whereas police and prisons cost tax-payers money.
You may think I’m a pot-head and therefore giving this pitch from a position
of self-interest, but I'm not.To clarify, I'm a
drinker, not a smoker. I'm not saying I've never inhaled, just never in the
amounts that would garner you any respect from actual smokers.What I really want is to protect my kids from
the situation I found myself in one day…
Good lord this video clip makes we want to go back in time and sit on my dad's knee while watching action movies that have no plot or sense of any description while remaining so violent that if any kid saw them today, they would be taken away from their parents by child protective services. Maybe it's the fact that David Hasslehoff is really popular with Germans and I have as much German in me as a bratwurst wearing lederhosen while swimming in a stein glass filled with pilsner - but I love the sh*t out of this video.
Now excuse me while I find a denim jacket and some open-finger-gloves so I can kick-box imaginary ninja's riding laser equipped dinosaurs.
Regardless of whether you're a size-queen or motion-of-the-ocean kind of girl, everyone has a preferred penis shape and size. These ladies were asked to draw to scale their preferred perfect penis, and the results are not what you might expect.
You know, everyone's got to start somewhere. Jason Statham, best know for his tough-guy movie roles, started out in a music video - this music video. I warn you, this may be one of the best examples of "what has been seen, cannot be unseen".
When I was a kid one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, was Robin Williams - not a comedian, not funny - but the actual Robin Williams. When Robin passed I cried, and even typing this makes me well up in side. He was a hell of a mensch.
Vine star Jamie Costa felt similarly and threw together these quick 20 impressions of Robin's most beloved characters, that were so accurate, I just had to share. Enjoy.
So I've been mad-busy getting ready to work on my next literary exploration into inappropriate humour - "The DickWhisperer". As a result I've only been maintaining the CELEBbait and Nerdgasms blogs , while letting the rest of my blogs linger... but I saw this video and just had to share. Enjoy the awkwardness!